"Practicing"

Found Alice sitting on the stairs in her "favorite summer outfit from my best buddy Maeve". I asked what she was doing. 

"I'm just practicing my faces in the mirror so I know how I can look when I'm getting REALLY ANGRY!!!" 

Phase One: Wait. Wait. Did you JUST say that to me?!?! 

Phase Two: I'm going to make a sarcastic comment so you develop a sense of false security, as if I'm not really that mad. I might even think it was funny. 

Phase Three: OH did you think I was joking?!?! GUESS WHAT?! I'M NOT JOKING. I AM REALLY, REALLY MAD AT YOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Don't cross her.