a joke about a sandwich

"What did the witch say to the breads?"
"I want to be inside both you guys."

"Do you get it."

But the little bowl of couscous was just right

A: "I love couscous more than a bear."

M: "Do you mean you love couscous more than you love a bear, or do you mean you love couscous more than a bear loves couscous?"

A: "Yeah."

"Practicing"

Found Alice sitting on the stairs in her "favorite summer outfit from my best buddy Maeve". I asked what she was doing. 

"I'm just practicing my faces in the mirror so I know how I can look when I'm getting REALLY ANGRY!!!" 

Phase One: Wait. Wait. Did you JUST say that to me?!?! 

Phase Two: I'm going to make a sarcastic comment so you develop a sense of false security, as if I'm not really that mad. I might even think it was funny. 

Phase Three: OH did you think I was joking?!?! GUESS WHAT?! I'M NOT JOKING. I AM REALLY, REALLY MAD AT YOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Don't cross her. 

And blessed is the fruit of thy womb...Batman?

"Just looks like she's got bat wings." 

(I mean, she's not wrong...)